rapgamesensei:

chimpnz:

Fundawear Durex just came out with this new technology that allows people to “touch” each other from miles away. Touch your significant other’s pelvic bone through your iPhone.
If you haven’t see it yet, press play.

SON STOP PLAYIN

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z33zy:


Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

YES GIRL GET IT

z33zy:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

YES GIRL GET IT

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I heavily fuck with myself.

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thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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cokeflow:

god mom check my FAQ

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babyferaligator:

you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive

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pemsylvania:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

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awwww-cute:

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

awwww-cute:

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

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oliveaisfierce:

My friends and I at the dances.

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sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

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xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

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